Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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