What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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