They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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