his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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