You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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