That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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