Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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