I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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