Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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