Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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