i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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