you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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