Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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