physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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