Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
A+ Viking dick
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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