everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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