I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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