I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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