That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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