remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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