Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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