You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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