You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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