I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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