with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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