Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
vagina is talking i cant
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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