Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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