nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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