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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Randomize
