I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
