Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store