I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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