Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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