I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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