It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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