what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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