See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Shame - the story of my life.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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