I'm eating all of the evidence.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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