and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
