No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Randomize
