I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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