adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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