You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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