In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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