Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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