do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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