How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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