I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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Party on wayne
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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