I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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