i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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