If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I am one with the molecules
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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