Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
