so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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