you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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