Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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