I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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