There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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